Friday, October 8, 2010
"I feel like a pilgrim from the 1920s"
1 down... so many more to go.
Brendan and I are already getting squeamish at entirely different points in the episode. When Ron makes out with 2 girls at once B looks on in awe I cower against the overly plush couch. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
To begin the kids set out from Snowmaggedon to the sunny Shores (geddit?) of Miami. In the wasteland that is now Jersey Snooki's boyfriend sprays her in the face with self tanner, which is genius. Apparently, she's resorted to self tanner via her bf because Obama has imposed a tanning tax. Which makes her a "birther". Look it up.
Everyone arrives at the house and reacts in shock and horror upon Angelina's return. Which Brendan buys for some reason. Yes Brendan, this is a completely non-scripted Situation (geddit?). What are you doing your Masters in Creative Writing or something? Well, he is but probably at York (shudder...)
In any event, the chillin's decide to go clubbing after some Ron Ron juice gets on Sammi's white shorts which surprisingly has nothing to do with semen. Sammi gets increasingly creepy and weird which, lesson learned for myself, don't live with an ex boyfriend. You wind up killing people. WITH YOUR SMIZE. Pauly D seems to be narrating everything like a Greek Chorus and everyone else gawks at everyone left over. It's weird.
Alex's Rating: 8 camera mugs out of 10
Brendan's Rating: 7 Ron Ron Juice on his white shorts out of 10